Hermes Hatred
By Rush
Scene: Planet Express: Hermes' Office. Hermes sitting at his desk is looking over some papers.
Hermes: 'Hmm. [Zoidberg walks in.] Could you even of knocked?
Zoidberg: 'Hermes, why do you hate me so much?!
Hermes: 'Everyone hates you.
Zoidberg: 'Aww! OK then why do you hate me more than the rest?
Hermes: (calmly) 'Well maybe because da so called spa you recommended for a vacation to me and my wife LaBarbara, (shouting) turned out to be a forced-labour camp!
Zoidberg: 'Well, that's true. But they did give me a bucket of krill for every patient I sent.
Hermes: 'Look, if there's nothing else, can you just whoop off? I have lots of paperwork to do.
Zoidberg: 'OK. [Zoidberg down low runs sideways out of the room whooping.]
Hermes: (thinking) 'It would nice to boil Zoidberg up and eat him with tartar sauce. Unfortunately I don't agree with the eating of "intelligent" species like Zoidberg.
The End
Rush: 'Whoa that was short.
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