Enter The Ninja II
By Onuki
Based on Enter The Ninja by Trenton Sands, used with permission.
Opening Credits Scene: Futurama
That is the universe, come on everyone, see you adieu, wonderful story
Screen: The last scene from the "Someone" video.
Scene 1: Somewhere in this universe, there’s a white planet with a red spot in the middle.
Caption: Sayonara: The Evil Ninja Planet
A planet inhabited by ninjas that wear straw hats, sandals, masks, and blue suits. There’s a sweatshop that searches for one more slave. The Shaman leader watches the Earth with a viewscreen. He zooms in on the East Coast of the United States and searches New New York.
Ninja #1: Master, we’ve found him.
The viewscreen shows the Planet Express crew at the beach.
Ninja #2: When do we take off?
Shaman (Baring fangs with a evil smirk on his face): Immediately.
Scene 2: The Planet Express crew is on a bright white sand beach with parasols. Fry, wearing red and white swim trunks, sits on a black, light grey, dark grey, and white checkerboard blanket with Leela, wearing a blue one piece bikini with her arms wrapped around Nibbler in her lap, underneath a black and white striped parasol watching over the vast ocean as it watches back at them as melody lets feelings reach out. A colourful rainbow floats above the water at the horizon. The sky is blue with a few white clouds. The sun shines radiant.
Leela: This is beautiful, Fry.
Fry: Glad you’re having fun.
The wind is blowing and trees sway. Everyone’s sunglasses are flying off.
Fry puts on his grey flip flops and walks along the sand to a near-by vending machine. Suddenly the scent of jasmine flowers catches Fry attention. He starts walking down the path to find the source of the scent. He sees 5 pink candles in small glass cups on a table with a paper that says “yamatonadeshiko ("Fringed pink" NOTE: Name of a flower and term for a 'Perfect Woman')”. Fry inhales the sweet scent.
Man: Would you like a free candle?
Fry: Sure!
Fry picks up a candle and reads the writing.
Man: BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Fry: What’s so funny?
All of a sudden it's a weird high tension situation. Fry is subdued and placed in a bag.
Leela was still sitting on the blanket, waiting for Fry to return, while watching the rest of the crew make sandcastles. She decides to set out alone and look for Fry. Leela smells grapefruit, oranges, oak moss, cypress, and cedar. She follows the scent and sees a familiar spaceship shaped like tuna over rice hand-formed sushi. Leela runs towards the ship as it takes off.
Leela: NO!
Scene 3: The rest of the Planet Express crew are outside a gyoza (Chinese dumplings popular in Asia) shop deciding what to do with the local police.
Off. Smitty: So, it’s agreed.
URL: The same defense.
Leela: Right, we’re taking the Planet Express ship back to that world. Bender and I will be undercover cops again to bring down that sweatshop business once and for all.
Bender: Let’s go!
The team boards the ship and take off.
Scene 4: Fry, sedated, slowly begins to wake up inside a cell. He’s now wearing an opaque silk blouse, purple corduroy pants, and Mary Jane shoes.
Ninja #1: Welcome back.
Fry awakens and looks around to see familiar scenery that worries him.
Fry: NO! Not again!
Ninja #1: Get up Stand up! You come along to see the Shaman.
Fry gets up and the ninja takes him to the Shaman.
Ninja #1: Here he is, Master.
Shaman: Good job.
The Shaman looks at Fry.
Shaman: You’ve been brought back here to be punished for your past actions. Due to the last incident we had with you around, we decided not to kill you and let the torture do its work if you can’t meet our demands.
Fry is relived to know he won’t be killed but still wishes for freedom.
Fry: *sigh* Yes, sir.
Shaman: Excellent. Ninjas, seize him, take him to the Sewing Room, and chain him up!
Ninjas: Yes, master.
The Ninjas take Fry to the sewing room.
Ninja #2: Sit!
Fry: Yes, sir.
The Ninjas chained Fry's wrists and ankles. Fry gets to work making surf shirts to the best of his ability while the ninjas shout fuzzy orders at him.
Ninja #1: Quickly now!
Ninja #2: Come on, dumb chubby loaf!
Fry: I may be a dumb loaf but I’m really just skinny.
Fry pulls up his blouse to show his slender body.
Ninja #2: Back to work!
Fry thinks to himself, “Bender! Leela! Rescue me! Where are my saviours?”.
Scene 5: The Planet Express ship lands on the Japanese planet. Bender and Leela, disguised as ninjas, walk to the main entrance of the sweatshop and knock on the door. The Shaman opens the door and replies.
Shaman: Yo.
Leela: We hear you could use more workers?
Shaman: Why yes we could. Like to be slave drivers?
Leela: OK.
Bender: Yeah, sure.
The Shaman invites Bender and Leela inside and prepares them for work.
Shaman: You yell at them. I go eat now.
The Shaman walks away with a brown paper bag that has “Shaman’s Lunch!” written on the front. Leela and Bender make commands.
Leela: Faster!
Bender: Are you even making an effort?!
Scene 6: Several hours later, Leela and Bender are now working in the kitchen making food for the slaves. When finished, the cafeteria is opened to the slaves.
Ninja #2: Lunch break.
Fry is nervous as the ninjas take him in chains to the cafeteria. Fry gets handed his meal.
Ninja #1: Here you go.
Fry sits down and gradually opens the box. He sees two pieces of bread. He picks them up and eats them. As Fry finishes his meal of bread and water, the Shaman shouts at him.
Shaman: You!
Fry: Yeah?
Shaman: You did an unsatisfactory job making those shirts so now you shall be tortured then go through forced training! Ninjas!
Seven ninjas, two are Leela and Bender in disguise, arrive by order.
Shaman: Take him to the torture room to be punished. As new ninjas, you observe how we punish.
Sorrowful Fry frowns and sobs as he is dragged away to the torture room.
Scene 7: In the torture room, the ninjas put on airs and tease Fry. Fry is lifted in the air around his waist by a ninja and taken to a portal machine labeled “Showing off only scary things, don’t cry if you lose”.
Ninjas: Bye Bye!
Fry is tossed into the portal.
Bender: What did you do to him?
Ninja #1: We sent him flying through a portal where scary things will be broadcast.
Ninja #2: Don’t cry if you lose.
Ninjas: HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE.
Everyone leaves the room.
Scene 8: Red, green, and white colours spiral and wrap around Fry as he flies. Fry begins to feel a tickling sensation through his body.
Fry: Stop! Ha ha! That tickles!
A rapid 6 beat per second sound wave sends Fry shooting 48 feet. He slowly rolls and spins. The imagery around him gradually fades to black on and off with each repeated color pattern. The lighting melts around him. A birthday cake made of blue and white frosting appears and circles around Fry. There’s six pink and yellow candles at the top shining fake red flames. It reveals its mouth showing sharp white teeth and sticks out its tongue at Fry.
Fry: Get me out of here!
Scene 9: Ninja #3: Okay, slave drivers. Back to work!
Bender: Uh, NO!
Bender and Leela reveal themselves.
Leela: We’re here to free the slaves and shut down this place for good!
Ninja #1: You’re going down!
Song: PUFFY “Bring it on” plays.
Bender throw punches to weaken the ninjas then gives the finishing blow with kicks that knock out the ninjas. Leela releases the prisoners and take them to escape pods.
Leela: You’re free now. You can go home!
A ninja approaches Leela swinging two pairs of nunchucks to his sides and front. Leela raises her arms and holds up fists over her heart and to the side of her moving sideways to the left and right. The ninja also moves sideways left and right preventing Leela from running away.
The ninja closes in and trips over the leg of a recently knocked out ninja on the floor and his nunchucks hit him in the side of the head, making him lose consciousness.
All the ninjas are now asleep so Bender and Leela run to go take down the Shaman.
Scene 10: Bender and Leela find the Shaman walking around outside on the grass.
Leela: We’re here to take you down!
Bender: Ninja-style!
Shaman: Bring it!
A battle between the three occurs. They all throw punches and kicks. Bender and Leela weaken the Shaman but haven’t defeated him. The Shaman blocks some of their assaults and Bender and Leela get tripped and stumble to regain their footing.
Bender: This jerk is tough!
Leela: What to do.
A rock rests behind the Shaman’s foot. The Shaman trips over the rock and he falls to the sand and grass ground landing on his back. Bender and Leela run to the Shaman as he gets up and jump in the air.
Bender and Leela: Adieu!
Bender kicks him in the stomach and Leela in the side of the head. The Shaman falls to the ground again, defeated, and passes out.
Leela: Success!
Bender: Woot!
Leela and Bender high-five and run back to the torture room. They switch the portal to reverse and Fry is released flying and lands on a gentle white mattress that is at the front of the portal on the floor.
Fry: Leela! Bender! You saved me.
He smiles. They smile back. Bender and Leela unlocks the chains on Fry.
Leela: Glad you’re safe, Fry.
Bender: Great to have you back, buddy.
Fry: Thank You, my heroes!
Scene 11: The police rounds up the knocked out ninjas and Shaman and send them to holding cells in prison. Fry, Bender, and Leela all board the Planet Express ship and return back to Earth. They reach Planet Express and get off the ship with the rest of the crew awaiting their arrival.
Zoidberg: Hurrah! Friend, you’re safe!
Amy: We all missed you.
Hermes: Welcome back!
Farnsworth: Good to know you’re all right.
Fry: I’m glad.
Leela: What do you feel like doing now, Fry?
Bender: Full out, let’s go party?
Fry: Sounds good.
Everyone smiles and gets into dandy mode as they run shouting “Yay!”.
THE END
Closing Credits.
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